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Does anybody else believe that Hello Kitty is just a little cray cray?
While at Ralphs I couldn’t help but notice a 4 foot tall blow up Hello Kitty. The sales associate agreed, “Shoot, you think Hello Kitty is having issues? You know, like Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears?”
"I dunno," I replied.
Looking back, I do recall that Hello Kitty really has deviated from her wholesome San Rio image. I remember surfing the web and seeing products such as Hello Kitty condoms, Hello Kitty dildos, Hello Kitty punk tees, Hello Kitty Swarovski.
Shit. Hello Kitty really sold out. The San Rio gang really needs to hold an intervention for her.
Here’s Hello Kitty’s latest meltdown. Oh Hello Kitty… If Britney can come home so can you.@11 hours ago with 3 notes